Saturday, October 06, 2007

On the Law of Unintended Consequences


10/06/2007 10:04 AM - 10:44 AM

The Law of Unintended Consequences states that every action taken is the cause of unforeseen effects, which is tautology but possibly informative through our tendency towards reiterative learning.

The status of Unintended Consequences is ambivalent. It may be that the effects are positive, as in the case of Adam Smith’s “Invisible Hand” wherein actions undertaken for the profit of the individual have a beneficial effect on the group as a whole. It may be detrimental, as in the famous case of the butterfly that, alighting from a flower in Japan, caused a hurricane over Texas. Or it may be indeterminate, as in the case of Pandora’s Box, the last escapee of which is reported to be Hope.

The problem with assigning a status to the Law of Unintended Consequences is really the problem of assigning a status to Stories in general. We call it a Tragedy because we stopped the story where the noble hero died as a result of his fatal flaw. We call it a comedy because we stopped the story when the common protagonist got the girl. If we had declined to accept the arbitrary end point and let the film keep playing, the tone of the tale would change as well. The death of the hero brought about sweeping reform and the group benefited by the effect. The marriage of the protagonist was a lousy one and the kids that issued forth were evil little shits. But these too are arbitrary endings. The sweeping reforms had the unforeseen effect of fomenting a revolution that sat a Hitler on the throne. The evil little shits grew up and grew kind and made movies that brought about sweeping reforms. The rule of the Hitler brought about the journal of an Anne Frank that brought about the perspective of a fifth-grader three thousand miles and seventy years away that brought about a book that brought about a paradigm that brought about a business that brought about a school that brought about a painting that brought about a theology that brought about a reform that brought about a drink that brought about a flower that brought about a butterfly that brought about a rainstorm that brought about a situation with a common protagonist and a girl that brought about a couple of evil shits that brought about a movie that brought about a reform that brought about a revolution that bought about a Hitler that brought about a comic book that brought about a laugh. On and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam. Ad hoc, of course, merely pointing out how little we can claim to know, and waiting to see what the effect of that will be. Funny, in some weird way, would be my guess.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peculiar how minds work. Yours in film format, mine in literary. I was just about to blog on punctuation and retroactive continuity. But yours is funnier. (Except you do need to meet my girls who are less like evil little shits and more like Andes mint thins).

October 7, 2007 at 8:36:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Spike said...

Though I aspire to novel writing, yes, my brain does tend to play things out as movies. Which is actually pretty fun, 'cause then I just have to figure out how to describe what I'm watching. Hmmm... but that's to didactic, 'cause good words and phrases are things to be rolled around and savored like, ummm... rolly little savory thingies. And you should blog your idea cause there ain't nothing like a good retcon. I can attest to this from years of superhero comic book reading. And where the heck is your blog? I will link to it. And then bask in the mighty power of my influence. And maybe read it.

October 8, 2007 at 8:27:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm lazy and leave it to suffer the fanciful whims of the myspace gods. I'd do an official blog, but I pretend I am not pretentious enough for separate sites. I really am worth it though... I'm crushed your spy tactics fell short of reading my little musings. Okay, not really crushed, but there's a little tear.

October 10, 2007 at 8:14:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Spike said...

Myspace... pssht! Though I do spy on myspace but mostly for pictures with boobage or pictures of funny cats with words on them. Now I will look on your myspace blog. But I will not link to it. No. I will not link to it Jillyouan. Because I'm not quite sure how to.

October 11, 2007 at 3:58:00 AM PDT  

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