“Why has the Western Barbarian no beard?”
Some possible responses:
-He has a beard, look at the pictures of him! …dork.
-Because he was in touch with his feminine side.
-Because he was actually a woman.
-The Western Barbarian was a man. All men were once boys. Most boys are beardless. Therefore, it is likely that the Western Barbarian was beardless for part of his life.
-You know, they had razors back then.
-Yes.
-No.
-Maybe.
-All of the above.
-There is no “Western Barbarian,” thus no beard.
-He has transcended his beard.
-Why is the fact untrue?
-Beard envy.
-Yes. Hi. I’d like a #3 – large with a root beer. To go.
That’s all I got so far.
-He has a beard, look at the pictures of him! …dork.
-Because he was in touch with his feminine side.
-Because he was actually a woman.
-The Western Barbarian was a man. All men were once boys. Most boys are beardless. Therefore, it is likely that the Western Barbarian was beardless for part of his life.
-You know, they had razors back then.
-Yes.
-No.
-Maybe.
-All of the above.
-There is no “Western Barbarian,” thus no beard.
-He has transcended his beard.
-Why is the fact untrue?
-Beard envy.
-Yes. Hi. I’d like a #3 – large with a root beer. To go.
That’s all I got so far.
posted by Spike at 12:08 PM
3 Comments:
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